That blog post title will probably get my little blog a ton of hits, but for all the wrong reasons as this is the most random post I’ve probably ever done. (well, except for that time that I ducked behind a brick wall to hide from Craigslist buyers.) Mostly an excuse to use zombie gifs.
It has been a really weird morning for me so far. It all started this morning when I put my passenger window down because it was all foggy from the morning dew. The motor in this window has been going since I bought the car back in 2012 or so. This morning it decided to stop working, so I drove to work with the window down and the heat blazing because it’s cold!
The next event to unfold was that there was no road construction going on, on the main road. They have been working on this road almost non-stop and I always have to wait at least 10 minutes for the stop sign to switch to slow, and this morning they were not even set-up yet. I headed on my way then, merged onto the highway and came to the light on the highway that joins another highway (confused yet?).
I usually have to wait FOREVER at this light. It makes me late almost every single day. Today, there were barely any cars and I made it right thru the first light cycle. I didn’t even have to touch my brakes once. Right away the first thought that pops into my head is…
OMG, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STARTED.
TRAVIS AND I SHOULD OF BOUGHT MORE GUNS.
I NEED TO GO HOME & GET TRAVIS SO WE
CAN QUICK ROB A PHARMACY FOR MY MEDICATION.
CRAP, WE HAVE NO FOOD.
This is totally normal right? After a few seconds I realize that there is just no backed up traffic because it’s a miracle that no one managed to get into an accident or that a tractor trailer didn’t blow up. I was oddly really excited though for about 5 seconds when zombie thoughts invaded my mind. But no zombie apocalypse today. Instead I had to head to work and fight with my window to get it back up, and then finally get it back up only to accidentally hit the window down button, instead of the lock doors button on my car and then fight with the window again when it went ALL the way down.
I should be happy though, because if you all did turn into zombies, the internet would be dunzo along with this blog.